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John Stage
John Stage is a stand-up comedian based in Chicago. He has entertained all types of crowds at casinos, comedy clubs, and drunken bar rooms. He has featured at Zanies Chicago and The JukeBox. He’s Headlined at Jester’s Lounge.
His “Nice Guy” personality draws audiences into his life as a Midwestern family man. Practically clean, John is a good time and puts on fun shows. He’s a lifelong comedy lover and has been influenced by many dead comedians.
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Jokes for all Crowds
John Stage Hits Many Topics
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Kids
My son is 6’5″ and 300lbs. I’m 5’11”. My wife is 5’4″. He wants to know who his real parents are.
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Marriage
My wife and I finally found a retirement plan we can afford. It’s called Murder/Suicide.
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Wife
I asked my wife if I could get a 20-something year old girl friend. She looked me up & down and said, “Probably not”.
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Social Media
My friends say I shouldn’t be on TikTok because China is stealing my information, but I don’t care that China knows I like skinny women with big boobs.
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Society
My high school bully died. I’m not sure how I’m supposed to feel, but I will say: feels pretty great.
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Age
I’ve been obsessed with my age ever since I turned 50. I thought when a man grew older he grew more distinguished. Does Distinguished mean, Sexually unappealing?
Watch Live
- September 13 Decibels in Portage, IN.
- September 18 in Appleton, WI
- October 11/12 Headlines Jester’s Lounge in Dubuque, IA
- October 19 in The Other Place in Wanatah, IN
- November 22 Moe Joe’s in Plainfield, IL
- November 23 Station Saloon in Bloomington, IL
- December 5 Bella Notte Restaurant in Lisle, IL
- January 11, 2025 KB Presents in Freeport, IL
- January 24, 2025 The Vue in Clinton, IA
- March 15, 2025 Alan Salazar Presents in Milwaukee, WI
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John Stage possesses a remarkable gift for language. His wit resonates greatly with couples. Many who attend his performances find themselves inspired to share intimate moments together once they return home.
I loved the show. That guy is super funny. I’m probably going to go home and get lucky with the wife
Jeff “No Heckle” Butterman
Audience Member
I laughed the whole time. I can tell my wife loved it too. She’s probably going to want to get frisky tonight
Larry “Problem Free” Jacobs
Audience Member
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